im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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