he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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