i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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