He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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