Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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