i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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