So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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