I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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