No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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