Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Do plants get herpes?
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