if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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