glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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