just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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