When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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