so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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