I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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