real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We are all done wearing pants today
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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