This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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