my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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