I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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