I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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