And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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