The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
