quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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