You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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