Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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