i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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