In the future we'll all be gay
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We are all done wearing pants today
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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