Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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