try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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