Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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