before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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