all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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