Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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