Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
