I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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