She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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