im gay
i know
yea but for you.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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