he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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