i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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