TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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