all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You did what with his pubic hair?
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