Are we in a gay sports bar?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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