I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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