Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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