fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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