Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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