i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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