Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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