People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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