Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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